vader: who tore the warning sign off of this wampa cage??
storm trooper: security footage shows it was removed by a golden protocol droid
vader: LOL
Vader in RotJ: wait the Alderaan princess is my daughter?? don’t know how to feel about that.
Luke: she strangled Jabba the Hutt to death with a chain.
Vader: OH HELL YEAH
ill kiss u so hard man dont fuck w me
can’t believe ppl think zuko is cooler than aang. zuko is not cooler than aang ever, but he was certainly not a cooler twelve year old than aang. zuko was and is one of those kids whos allergic to everything. he radiates the aura of that little boy from stuart little. aang threw an illicit party for a bunch of kids he’d known for less than a day and they all showed up. aang won every single fight against zuko he was ever in, and he never even threw a single punch. aang can fly and talk to spirits. zuko doesn’t even have a full pair of eyebrows. aang has glowing tattoos and a giant monster for a pet. what does zuko have? chronic migraines? please
Girl stop calling that the atmosphussy that's literally a hole in the ozone layer this is serious
Four year old beekeeper distracted by a roly-poly.
Best picture in the world
Fun fact I never got to share on stream: Tucker Carlson's most recent book did not make the NYT bestseller list. Do you know what book beat it out? Baking Yesteryear by that tiktok cooking twink.
Random fact: They did a study on courtship and mating behavior of American alligators at the St. Augustine Alligator Farm in the early 1980's. This study revealed that, among other things, the majority of alligator sex is gay
Male/male 1 is when the larger male gator topped, male/male 2 is when the smaller male topped
all beverages should come in tall cans or glass bottles
i want a diet coke can the size of an arizona can
us senators should suffer more
"at this moment our audio recorder picks up-" and it's the most unintelligible noise you've ever heard
this is mean
keep going to write posts and then i'm like girl who cares.........
people will be like “it’s so hard to keep intact males separate from in-season females……they will eat through your walls, they are unstoppable machines”
and i believe that those are really their experiences and all!!!!
but
crucially
my intact male dog is dumb as hell
just so we're all clear, this man literally does agility. he knows how to jump
BTW... PSA.... even if we arent mutuals if youre in my notes regularly theres a Very high chance i am still fond of you. yes im vaguing someones tags on the compliment the person u rbed this from post. but like. positive vaguing? THE POINT IS im weird abt following ppl but IM STILL SENDING U FOND VIBES...
